Football is nearly here! All these mock drafts can really make a man work up a serious appetite which leads me to our first reader contest in over four years...
In the spirit of past successful contests such as the McGangbang and the McBukakke we're taking food challenges to the next level!!! This contest will be to see which reader can create and name the most appealing and laughable combination of menu items from a Taco Bell/KFC. (as a reminder the McGangbang was a double quarter pounder with cheese with a mcchicken stuffed in between...something along those lines). Be creative but remember...we're not necessarily looking for the largest and/or grossest menu combination. We're looking for an item with serious sex appeal and a great name!
Winner will be chosen by the editorial staff at sweetactionpicks based on an equal 50% weighting for menu idea and 50% weighting for creative name. In order to post your submission please respond in the comments below. No other submission methods will be considered. Submissions must be made by Sunday, August 16th at midnight.
Contest winner will win a surprise gift PLUS a shout out in the next blog post where Editor in Chief Dick Pickles reviews the winner's item. Holy Moses - that's some SWEET ACTION!!
Eat up...
(also...no KFC items with bones will be accepted. the meal must be fully edible).
3 comments:
I call this pre-noon delight off the Taco Bell breakfast menu the "Morning Gloryhole".
One mouth watering country grilled breakfast breakfast burrito sandwiched between a sausage breakfast crunchwrap and a bacon breakfast crunchwrap. To complete it, you've got to wash down all that pork in your mouth with an order of Cap'n Crunch Delights.
I've never had Taco Bell, but the last time I ate KFC was in Selfoss, Iceland, so that's the menu I know. I call this one "Guy's Icelandic-American Pipe Cleaner".
It features a fully-loaded Boxmaster Wrap freshly emptied onto your tray, and then superbanged with three pieces of Corn on the Cob, dripping heavy with warm, fresh, peppered mayonnaise, and topped with a Licorice Dundur crumble. It's all made right before your eyes. Includes your choice of side: Coca-Cola Chicken Gravy, or more Corn on the Cob. Served up hot in your own to-go sheep vagina.
http://kfc.is/boxmaster-64
http://kfc.is/maisstongull
http://kfc.is/gou-dundur-92
A double down sandwich wrapped in a chalupa shell. It's called the "Fupa Chalupa." If you want Baja sauce on your Fupa Chalupa, you order it "with a yeast infection."
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