and the Finalists are...

Here, in alphabetical order, are all the submissions for the latest readers' contest. The management at sweetactionpicks.com respects the privacy of our readers and therefore submissions are confidential. The winner of the contest will be announced in approximately one week when the burger has been consumed.

• 4 All Beef Patties Special Sauce and Diarrhea
• The Awesome-O
• Big “McGangbang” Machine (Pronounced Mak-sheeen)
• Colon Mustard's Last Stand
• Daddy Daycare
• Emannual Lewis Floating In The Toilet
• Holcomb's Worst Idea (After Pink Shirts)*
• The How's Ya Fathah?
• The Interracial Tall Stack
• The Liza McSmelly
• The McBukkake
• The McGangbang Lite
• The McManus Burger
• The McPoopypants
• The McStreetWalker
• The Meatwad
• The Obesewich
• The Papelburger
• The Peter Griffin
• The Plunger Stimulus Package
• The Poopwich
• The Richard McBeef
• Ruben Studdard In A Bun
• Shaq's Meat Missle
• The Suck It
• You Alone Made Us Lose To The Colts In January 2007 By Not Coming To My House To Watch The Game Like You Did For The Other Two Playoff Games Where We Were Underdogs But Still Managed To Win!!!

We would like to thank everyone for their submissions. We received 27 entries from 5 different states across the country. Assuming I eat this meal and live to tell the tale, I look forward to awarding a winner. The only thing I can imagine better than eating this sandwich is finding a sexy woman who shares my love of food:

*editor's note - Pink Shirts are bad ass. don't hate.

McGANGBANG

The McGangbang

by Dick Pickles

When you complete a weekend long binge of golf, gambling, whoopee cushions, drinking, smoking and ignoring your health in general there's only one way to put yourself back on track and treat your body like the temple it is: buy a hooker and some blow.

OK, all joking aside that way is a McGangbang sandwich. For those of you unfamiliar with this concoction, go to McD's and order a double quarter-pounder with cheese and a McChicken. Take your double quarter-pounder and split it in half. Insert McChicken and close. At this point you are presented with a wall of food that consists of (in order, from top) bun; cheese; meat; bun; chicken; bun; cheese; meat; bun.

Once you get over the shock of how daunting this sandwich looks you can really start to enjoy it. Just look at how happy I am below despite not showering, having a wicked hangover, and sleeping only a few hours. I'm glowing.

The McGangbang also leads me to my next personal challenge and also the next READER CONTEST. During my next trip to McDonald's I will be ordering a double quarter-pounder with cheese. Only this time when I split it in half I will be filling the middle with a Big Mac. (as I write this my mouth waters) The contest is to see who can come up with the best name for this new sandwich. The reader who comes up with the best name will win a shout out in the sweetactionpicks review of this burger, as well as a personalized custom-made T-Shirt. Entries should be e-mailed to MLHolcomb10@gmail.com and include the title "sweetactionpicks knows how to take in a lot of meat". All entries will be graded on creativity, humor and offensiveness. The deadline for submissions is Thursday June 18th at 12 (midnight).