and the Finalists are...

Here, in alphabetical order, are all the submissions for the latest readers' contest. The management at sweetactionpicks.com respects the privacy of our readers and therefore submissions are confidential. The winner of the contest will be announced in approximately one week when the burger has been consumed.

• 4 All Beef Patties Special Sauce and Diarrhea
• The Awesome-O
• Big “McGangbang” Machine (Pronounced Mak-sheeen)
• Colon Mustard's Last Stand
• Daddy Daycare
• Emannual Lewis Floating In The Toilet
• Holcomb's Worst Idea (After Pink Shirts)*
• The How's Ya Fathah?
• The Interracial Tall Stack
• The Liza McSmelly
• The McBukkake
• The McGangbang Lite
• The McManus Burger
• The McPoopypants
• The McStreetWalker
• The Meatwad
• The Obesewich
• The Papelburger
• The Peter Griffin
• The Plunger Stimulus Package
• The Poopwich
• The Richard McBeef
• Ruben Studdard In A Bun
• Shaq's Meat Missle
• The Suck It
• You Alone Made Us Lose To The Colts In January 2007 By Not Coming To My House To Watch The Game Like You Did For The Other Two Playoff Games Where We Were Underdogs But Still Managed To Win!!!

We would like to thank everyone for their submissions. We received 27 entries from 5 different states across the country. Assuming I eat this meal and live to tell the tale, I look forward to awarding a winner. The only thing I can imagine better than eating this sandwich is finding a sexy woman who shares my love of food:

*editor's note - Pink Shirts are bad ass. don't hate.