by Dick Pickles
When you complete a weekend long binge of golf, gambling, whoopee cushions, drinking, smoking and ignoring your health in general there's only one way to put yourself back on track and treat your body like the temple it is: buy a hooker and some blow.
OK, all joking aside that way is a McGangbang sandwich. For those of you unfamiliar with this concoction, go to McD's and order a double quarter-pounder with cheese and a McChicken. Take your double quarter-pounder and split it in half. Insert McChicken and close. At this point you are presented with a wall of food that consists of (in order, from top) bun; cheese; meat; bun; chicken; bun; cheese; meat; bun.
Once you get over the shock of how daunting this sandwich looks you can really start to enjoy it. Just look at how happy I am below despite not showering, having a wicked hangover, and sleeping only a few hours. I'm glowing.
The McGangbang also leads me to my next personal challenge and also the next READER CONTEST. During my next trip to McDonald's I will be ordering a double quarter-pounder with cheese. Only this time when I split it in half I will be filling the middle with a Big Mac. (as I write this my mouth waters) The contest is to see who can come up with the best name for this new sandwich. The reader who comes up with the best name will win a shout out in the sweetactionpicks review of this burger, as well as a personalized custom-made T-Shirt. Entries should be e-mailed to MLHolcomb10@gmail.com and include the title "sweetactionpicks knows how to take in a lot of meat". All entries will be graded on creativity, humor and offensiveness. The deadline for submissions is Thursday June 18th at 12 (midnight).
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