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-Dick Pickles
*If we have enough participation we will also create a runner-up prize.
The basic league info is as follows:
League Name: T-Rex Justice League
League ID#: 358350
Password: 2Mannings1cup
Draft Time: Thursday, September 3rd, 9:00PM eastern
Teams: 12
Entry Fee: $100
Payouts: Most points during the regular season $400, first place finish $500, second finish $200, third place finish $100
League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/chris_burkhardt_is_a_faggot
There a couple tweaks of the rules from last year, the main one being that there will be no individual return yards awarded. Like most leagues, scoring in the return game will still be tacked on to the DEF score, but Jonny Lee Higgins can officially hold Vestal’s hand and jump off a cliff.
Also, I’ve tentatively moved the championship game up to the second to last game of the season so star players are less likely to be rested and fantasy teams can remain intact.
The last order of business is letting me know whether or not you are going to join the league this year. A few of you have already signed up, so I know you’re playing; but if you don’t plan on joining please let me know ASAP. We have other people who are looking to join the league if you’re not interested, so much so that the idea of a 14 team league is being floated. So everyone please send me an email at tate.sean@gmail.com letting me know: 1) whether or not you’re playing this year; 2) whether you are in favor or opposed to 14 teams being included (the payouts would obviously be increased with more teams); and 3) any rules/scoring/roster/draft time issues you have.
League Settings:
Max Teams: 12 (could go to 14 if people are in agreement)
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Start Scoring on: Week 1
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Acquisitions per Week: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 4
Trade End Date: November 20, 2009
Trade Review: League Votes
Waiver Time: 3 days
Waiver Type: Continual rolling list
Weekly Waivers: None
Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules
Playoffs: Week 14, 15 and 16 (6 teams)
Divisions: No
Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
Offense
Completions .3
Passing Yards 25 yards per point
3 points at 300 yards
5 points at 450 yards
Passing Touchdowns 6
Interceptions -2
Sacks -.5
Rushing Yards 10 yards per point
3 points at 100 yards
5 points at 200 yards
Rushing Touchdowns 6
Receptions .5
Reception Yards 10 yards per point
3 points at 100 yards
5 points at 200 yards
Reception Touchdowns 6
2-Point Conversions 2
Fumbles Lost -2
Offensive Fumble Return TD 6
Kickers
Field Goals 0-19 Yards 3
Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3
Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3
Field Goals 40-49 Yards 4
Field Goals 50+ Yards 5
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards -1
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards -1
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards 0
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards 0
Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards 0
Point After Attempt Made 1
Point After Attempt Missed -1
Defense/Special Teams
Sack 1
Interception 2
Fumble Recovery 2
Touchdown 6
Safety 2
Block Kick 2
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns 6
Points Allowed 0 points 10
Points Allowed 1-6 points 7
Points Allowed 7-13 points 4
Points Allowed 14-20 points 1
Points Allowed 21-27 points 0
Points Allowed 28-34 points -1
Points Allowed 35+ points -4
Let the games/hate begin!
Your faithful Commissioner,
Lester Cockensctuff
I could go on but you had me at bacon. All of your ingredient mixed together in a warm flour tortilla was wonderful. Seeing your sign as I drive through Hudson makes my day, every day. Your ability to somehow fit bacon into each and every bite took my breath away. I'll never know how you manage to keep your potatoes so crispy despite being smothered in all those softer ingredients but I know you do it for me. It is in your ability to mix so many strong flavors that caught my eye when I was a young lad and your ability to keep things spicy over the years has kept me eternally by your side. Even when I take a bite and know that it was way too salty, I know that you were only trying too hard to please me. Please don't ever change.
"'Cause we belong together now,
Forever united here somehow,
You got a piece of me...and honestly,
My life would suck without you."
(My left arm is tingling)
10:30 PM – After my initial thought that I could maintain some semblance of composure, I reduce myself to lying on the bed while moaning and clutching my torso. This continued until I passed out from exhaustion / gastrointestinal pain.
4:30 AM – I discover that, contrary to popular belief, consuming over 125% of your recommended daily sodium intake and then falling asleep without water next to your bed is a horrible way to wake up in the middle of the night.
7:30 AM – I rush to the bathroom for what I can only assume will be an atrocious morning heater; and discover that, despite not consuming any spicy food the day before, I manage to produce a horrifyingly piquant mash.
8:45 AM – Exhausted, sweaty, triumphant – I emerge from the bathroom and settle down to a two hour nap.